i’ll see whether i will bother to resume, maybe in 3 months time at least. It has hit me hard, it made feel my post are too …. not right.. sigh. i am not in a mood to write ‘crazy’ stuff.

i would like to thank the doctors at mount elizabeth in singapore for trying their best.

pray for my strength to overcome.

Dad you went too soon.

usually i just ignore it, but well, this time i decide to go through to see what they have to offer… its not like i needed them!
just curious.. okay ! just curious . also there is this viagra ads offering rockbottom prices .. week, spam mail me 50 years
from now, i might need them by then

naturallly? the way it naturally enlarge ..has already had a english word for it its called ‘erection’
free 2 bottles lagik . wtf right?hahah

i heard of ginkgo biloba, ginseng, saw palmetto,st john’s wort.
i havent learned about a herb called tiberius erectus.
(go read the advert above. its hilarious R.H.E bit bla bla ..Stud bit)stupid la

talking about this thing reminds me about one silly but hilarious scene from austin powers’ triology

why these? does size really matters? women look for other qualities too… so guys  if you have a small weener dont worry (hey, dinchiang how are you?) j.k

just a joke i silly fowarded mail i receive from reina tomlinson. BTW , i am sorry. this post is a little rude and insensitive.

before i end i shall apologize if any of the material above that may have offended you….

spam mails are annoying. but i am glad that these are not sent to me my by ex-gf.

sometimes i think these things can get to you. after deleting tons of breast enlargement spam mails. i now start to think ” hmm…maybe i really do need a pair of giant knockers”

20Billion USD in payout fund and counting… But lets remember that it is 40% owned by USA and 40% by the british and … so it is as much as a british company as it is a american company . it is an anglo-american company…

i bid the following rap as the worst rap song ever.

haih. i think i better change my chopstick race, , first William hung , from university of california , berkeley in american idol.
- then its this cho seong hui (korean), psychopath hermit that shoot people in campus,
but tai mai shu did it intentionally, just trying to be lame -funny… the real dude talks normal without the strong old-eastern accent

got to be the worst right? unless you got another contender , then let me know

he can fly, see through walls, laser eyes,invisibility and sh**

ohh , lets not forget -captain planet-
and ohhh yea… the song.. ” captain planet he’s the hero, gonna bring pollution down to zero , bla bla bla…..” with the wind power , water power, and all that Sh** and those in the x-men, mind-reading,fangs and thunder and stuff

and Not to forget Hotties like Nicole Kidman, Megan Fox and Emma Watson. They have super hero ability to make men go crazy, GIRL…. you dont know what you’re doing to me…. it happens thousands of time, when they pass by, perfectly civilised men starting to go nuts, and punch each other beating their chest, rolling over ..toppling cars, climb up the street lamps, and screaming like monkeys on a banana-frenzy….its gone mad. like somebody have removed the tyre-swing from the baboon ‘sanctuary’ in the zoo

WATCH THE FOLLLOWING VIDEO. THEN YOU KNOW HOW AWESOME ARE THESE NEW SUPERHEROES.

its a highly rated comedy-action feel good movie ! got to watch !

can you spot it, besides ‘this pose making the ladies feel naughty inside ‘ what’s so wrong. look properly

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reallly give up?

the zip !! the fly is open, i know these things dont have weeners but stilll , zip up. dont leave your flies/fly open. for st peter’s sake!

btw , waht do you call ‘patung’ in english again , manican? i forgot . somebody tell me.

now is my turn,

curious of how she look like. she’s my fan…

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there you go. here’s the picture of my fan. it cools me down in a hot summers day

the parliment is requested by the prime minister gordon brown to be dissolved and the election held on 6th of may 2010 which ironically is the birthday of Tony Blair.

first of all let me ‘bitch’ about the manifesto pictures

above is the labours manifesto, but look at the picture, it looks like a nuclear explosion . does that imply that by destroying enemies with nuclear arsenal ..we can have a fairer future

if you think this is the picture of what a typical 5 year old draws, its not. this is the symbol of conversative. damn , they could have hired a better painter . dont you think. if you cant draw the picture of a tree , how can you lead a country , furthermore the trunk is blue , it is suppose to be BROWN

talking about brown , he cling onto the labour seat ALL through the mess of Global Financial Crisis that brought britians economy down to its knees….i think he did a good job. i really do….. but others dont think so. and not to mention he isnt as popular as he would like to be, and  not loved….sadly

since the collapse of icesave. gordon brown ask icelanders to pay back
and in reply …..

icelanders invent that t-shirt in defiance.and since then there are numerous hostile attempts to ‘de-throne’ him . and thanks a lot for the volcanic ash you bastards… first icesave bancruptcy then this volcano sh**

but brown sticks to his secret formula

thats how he mange to keep on going …..

despite having the look like he ‘just woke up from a long afternoon nap’ look

while the major opposition david cameron is leading the polls, …….

one problem with him is he look rather pompous, he look like what a ”posh” rich british would look like, he looks like he never wore a pair of jeans before and only play golf and anything expensive…. how can he appeal to others, people from liverpool (scousce) or to the northerners who are more laid back and have more in common with libdems and labour

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now of course , campaigning with your wife seems to be a brilliant idea , it appeals to the british that cherish partnership/marital values….

gordon with the very nice sarah brown (good idea)

david cameron and his very very lovely samantha ( good idea!)

NOW… lets see what the libdems have to offer…

nick clegg with the very lovely vince cable . hmrrph…
-well surely you all say i do purposely picked this picture out of many just to poke fun at him…. i deny that alllegation

this is the liberal democrats campaign bus , and look nick clegg with the very lovely vince cable. seee !   bad taste….. has nick locked his wife in the attic?

But the first step to being the next prime minister is admitting…..

yes , that is right, you have to be an asshole, whoever that will be in charge have to be an asshole. because you have to make cuts on public spending, raise taxes and reduce or cancel projects while favouring others…to plug the hole in the ”deficit”

now that the conservatives are leading the poll… they have tried hard not to lose

FAIL….. because ”i never voted tory before …..(followed by the message)” is self-defeating. … it is as if trying to imply that people dont vote for you and people are afraid to vote for you. bad idea

try something better , you should hire me as your political campaign advisor

OH YES. trust me this will  work. you either vote for conservatives or you are indirectly responsible for the murder of a innocient kitten!!! think about that. can you sleep at night….

as for me.  i myself if am able to vote, would not know who to vote too, i will agree with conservatives or labours immigration policy, and the business policies with conservatives, labours social welfare policy, liberal democrats policy of restructuring the political system and healthcare savings, perhaps conservatives education programme but covered more wholesome to labours intent, and conservatives idea of banking reform. In conclusion, it doesnt matter it probably will be for goood whichever party you vote for…….

because we are at least not North Korea under the rule of Kim Jong Il

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO ADMIT DEFEAT WHEN YOU LOSE….. THATS MOST IMPORTANT. i am wondering what Hillary Clinton did on the day Obama is inaugurated as the President of United states of America. ( few months ago back in october 09)

picture courtesy of : ryanericsongcanlas

yes she wasnt happy! even though she’s smiling in this photo

-i am not some sort of genius but i think…..
the bottle of beer is for herself, and the finga is for mr. Obama

mutated muppets rabbit cannibalism (while singing ‘stand by me’)

what is america’s former president doing ,now that he’s so freee, since retiring …..  well, he decide to make a action war movie starring himself..

and the game of hide and seek is a child’s game, the same with theives and police, chulup, zero point and stuff… but one man continues to play hide and seek way into his adulthoood and infact into his 50′s , he not only mastered the skill in hide and seek, he perfected it

osama bin laden ( world record holder for hide-and-seek)
since 2001-present

well, most people would want to hang him first thing  if they found him, as for me, i will shave his beard off   FIRST…. then hand him to the FBI or MI6.

they already plan his punishment

1.lifetime imprisonment

2. force him to eat bacon for breakfast . lunch and dinner will comprise of only  french fries and 1 vitamin tablet

3. force him to listen to 6 hours of rap music a day

4. make him draw the WTC towers daily

5.  share a cell with butch lesbian

i like the part(funny but SAD part) ….Ibrahim Ali” dont talk sh**, dont talk sh** la, i repeat,….arr three times ah, dont talk shit…..”  it makes minorities all weep. sigh.

i dont ask for abolishment of NEP, many of the  bumiputra’s (sons of soil) natives need aid, but i ask for them too looosen it up.. especially when it comes to education. denying a person to be educated and limiting their places for tertiary education is just not right, keep all the welfare and benefits,  the quota for University education need to be opened

not all could afford education abroad or with private education.,, and many of them have excellent grades. wasted talents.

no wonder , educated elites wont return, because they dont feel like they are wanted back malaysia , they feel that they are treated like ‘pest’ brought in during the british colonialism. unwelcomed.