keganasan serina williams yang terlampau , dude!!!

it started with a foot fault, and serena just snapped. she verbally ‘bust the cap in the lineswoman’s ass’ (normal english : scolded badly)

then even the superior get some of her saliva on their face as well, apart from very loud voice ranting and bitchin’ . what exactly did she said ? i think she said ” i feel like shoving this f***ing tennis ball down your muthafu**in’ throat , bitttttccchh”from reading her lips (could be innacurate, but somewhere along those lines., you cant trust a word stephentong says sometimes. haha. but the real words very close to that. trust me! watch the footage)go watch you tube or soemthing and watch the footage) she even said at the presss later serena threatened to kill her. serena was penallised 1 point at match point and thus lost this crucial match.

U. S. Open Women’s Semi-Finals match. her rage cost her the oppurtunity to win the us open. sigh.

she should be the first to be enrolled on anger management class.

and this is not the first time.

i think we should pump her up with steriods, and feed her redbull and raw beef, and fly her into helmand province of afganistan and drop her off a chopper with a tennis bat tied to her hand. and she’s a killing machine !! the war against terror in afganistan will end in the mattter of days. if president mahmud ahmenijad wants a nuclear war with the USA, board her on a american chopper helicopter and dump her in iran. she will solve the problem.

look. with that kind of muscle and octane-rage she can bash an insurgents head till it caves in. ( a skull like coconut can be beaten untill mushy like mashed potat0) LOOKat the PICTURE BELOW and fear! mortals! fear!

dear terrorist/extremist in the foothills of afganistan.WARNING.. she can bite off your head effortlessly. grouling as your blood spill from your neck.

she can snap a terrorist’s arm with fingers. and she can snap of your head like …..erm …like a head attached to a body(lame- no idea)

 

she can crush your hairy balls with her fist!!! ( i mean your tennis balls. helllo, tennis balls are hairy . dont get me wrong here . dirty minded people. sheesh)

to be honest. i rather go into a boxing ring and get my ear chewed off my mike tyson than messing about with serena william. Damn, she’s WILD.

normally. pink makes a girl look lustry adorable and feminine , but this doesnt work with serena

 

 

if you go out on a date with her, and commented :

” girl, have you gained weight sweety”

she is going punch a hole through your teeth and break your jaw straight away.

damn. i really think she will win the us open. cos she is quite powerful and versatile with her tennis but she loses her temper.

 

OH. yeah. btw. selamat hari raya aidilfitri , to all my malay muslim friend.

the sleeping beauty … dont sleep lah pak lah(originally published on November 2008)

BEFORE I START, I WANT TO SAY THAT , I WANTED TO POST THING ONE UP LAST WEEK BUT I SAW KENNYSIA.com COINCIDENTALLY (cilaka right) DID IT ALREADY . SO I DONT WANT Y’ALL TO THINK THAT I PINCHED HIS PICTURES OR THE IDEA… … so i dont post it up,BUT then i think since i wrote it already, well… might as well post it mah . something similar, but diffferent flava , from me

all i want to say is pak lah, please lah, you president mah, dont sleep lah, seriously …..

i heard my brother telling me that he slept again , so i search for it, and alas! its true, he’s done it again

aduhai makdatuk, aztalafizawasim(sorry i dunno how to spell) ya rabbi . there’s the prime minister of malaysia, sleeping on significant events, this is not the first time. on the left is taib mahmood (asking him to give a speech on intergrity is like asking a blind man to how beautiful a sunset is, or asking a slut to give a talk about abstinance, or asking a pig how to climb trees) the man that sold off sarawak, that traitor of his own people, i am waiting for him to die, he is dying soon,he is quite old already hehe, i hope he get terminal testicular cancer and let in spread to the rest of his body, and most importantly die.. Godspeed . although kennysia is politically neutral DAMN. still… i have VERY MUCH respect for that guy, he’s the man! going to london detour to europe with dawn yang, dayyyyyyyyyum !! , i would kill somebody (starting from ‘pekmo’ taib mahmood) to hang out with her… pewwwwittttt….
friends please pray that it happen to that. BACK to badawi-sleeping thing

this is not the first time, this is what ‘this’ PM of malaysia is capable of, sleeping
dato sri Dr. chua soi lek is good at sleeping with women, he is good at ‘sleeping’ it self

what i can say.. malaysia BOLEH. no wonder people want to dethrone him
malaysians want to give him some pillows
creative sarcasm. oi , people ‘tulan’ already lah

its all his fault, i told him i have a product called, ANIME EYES-AWAKE v2.0 (it will open in new window ) itchiban , made in japan, that will save his ass but he wont buy my product. if he did buy it , it will make him look like he is awake and give a damn , even though he’s sleeping so he can get away with this shit.

siaran ulangan, recapp
BEFORE
> >> >> >>>
AFTER

TADAAA yiosshh !!!! sugoi neeeh, KAWAIIIIIII, kimochi …ichiban

to see more details OF THIS ANIME EYES-AWAKE V2.0 ”click here”

pretend like you ‘give a shit’ by pretending that you’re awake, just stick em’ onto your eye lids , and you can with this!

somehow i think that abdullah ahmad badawi reminded me of another prominent leader, martin luther king

both pak lah, and MLK have something in common. same words , different context

kangtoi pak lah. but the next one is najib, sigh , i rather have a
‘sick sloath’ then a ‘ two-faced evil goblin’ ruling malaysia

i guess the RAHMAN premonition thing is true after all
R-rahman (first)
A-abdul razak
H-hussein onn
M-mahathir mohammed
A-abdullah ahmad badawi (current )
N-najib tun razak

btw, here’s something i read from angchoonseong’s post a few months ago, but this is worth sharing
MAHATHIR’s killer strategy :
M-make
A-anwar
H-homo
A-and
T-then
H-highlight
I-it
R-repeatedly
they used this to falsely screw up Anwar years ago and it is used again by paklah-najib to do reruns (aka siaran ulangan) paloi betul,

back to the topic , najib starts march 09 who’s next after najib? who’s after that? any comments, please keep me motivated, leave some comments la, support sikit lah…..any takes?
-khairy that £$£”%*^%****
-mahathir’s son (whats the name? mukritz)
-anwar ibrahim
-sami vellu (impossible, this semi-value guy . indians hate him.malays think he is useless. chinese shook their heads at him)
-mawi (if it is mawie, i will hang myself, i boikot maggi already, when they used him as advertising icon)

amusing stuff in Holland Herald (originally published july 2008)

holland herald is a airline magazine for KLM airline of the Dutch. very much like colours of malaysia of the MAS airlines.

anyway there’s an article about “publishing secrets” . here are some of them that i find rather amusing.

a nasty humour above. a tricky humour below.
.
that flight last year via :
klia(KL)–>Shicphol(Amsterdam)–>Newcastle International(UK)
was proven ‘fruitful’ afterall. quite..hehe since it provided the content of this post

China dont no.1 & avian flu in olympics & is olympics a trap? (originally published on 21 august 2008)

first all, the rumour that beijing olympics was actually a deadly trap is proven wrong

look at the ratings snapshot …..
here’s a clearer one. china 1, USA 2 , GB 3 …i am proud of Great Britian, (i am student in uk okay) GB will be no.1 IF we consider gold medals per square acreage , considering the small size of the country, compared to china and usa (at least 15 times bigger in size)

china, dont get no.1 lah, its impolite , since you’re the host mah, here’s an analogy..
its like china organizes a party for all of his friends(countries) in his house called beijing08 and then they play PS2 and mr China here beats everybody and wins the most, win in winning eleven(football), Tekken , street fighter, and even super mario (in high scores) , of course the guests(all other countries) are all pissed, invited and come all the way just to be beaten.they get emo and they dont like or behsong you already… where’s your manners,china. treat guest well mah, dont let them leave frowny …… get no.1 when you are not the host of olympics la
PS:

again, hu jingtao if you’re reading this, i am just crapping, dont send people to shoot me.WARNING…. china struck my FLU epidemic during olympics. REAL S*** (or was it?)
a deadly virus sweeping across china

next , even malaysia beat taiwan …. btw, malaysia boleh

yealoh, if taiwan did merge into china they can celebrate as no.1 already…… told you not to listen to ‘ah bien’

this is what i call diagnosis ( previously published on 8.8.2008)

worst fathers day present , best fathers day present (originally published on 15 june 2008)

worst fathers day present

1. a singing anything- singing fish, singing elmo, singing bear
2. a plant, a little hamster or a goldfish- nope, cos he wouldnt know what to do with it
dad ” honey, what happen to the goldfish? its been floating like that for the last three days”
mom ” crikey! dont tell me you forget to feed it? ”
dad ” ohh , crap. how did i know , i thought it eats the algae of the aquarium bowl or something like that ”
mom ” sheessh”
dad ” nvm , i’ll just flush it down the toilet , and you tell tommy that the dog ate it”
mom ” me? why not you tell tommy? you used the same excuse with the hamster last year”
3. make your dad a present- he’s a guy remember
little lily ” daddy, this is for you?”
dad ” errr, okay. what the heck is that”
little lily ” its a little wooden pony with diamonds on their back”
dad ” those are rice, you probably just stick them on with gum, real diamonds is what your mom got on her finger ring , which btw cost dad a fortune”
( build/make your own present is only suitable for mommy. she’ll probably go ” awww, aint that sweet, you took all afternoon to build this ? ” )
4. BUY fathers day card – ” what? this card cost 5 dollars? waseh, thats expensive , just for this paper, do you know that money dont grow on trees” (just dont buy him anything too expensive, cos he’ll say you’re wasting his money)
5. big bubbly head figurines- dad’s colleague ” whats with this ?”
dad ” ohh , my stupid 7-year-old bought this for me on fathers day, i just stick it here, so that he/she wont think that i dont appreciate it , cos i had enough with a boss yelling at me, i dont want another kid crying or wont talk to me”
6. buy him t-shirt – well kinda, i know sometimes dads dont wear anything except his pants at home(or even worst, just a towel wrapped around his waist) you buy him a t-shirt and tomorrow you still see him topless in the living room……….again!, on the sofa, flicking the tv-channels with the remote control.
7. fruit basket – dad ” wtf? you think i am in hospital is it?”
or ” son.you’re not gay right?are you?”
8. nothing !!- worst thing you can give is to give nothing la , duhh
9. one big box of used boulevard supermarket plastic bags

Best fathers day present

1. handmade cards lah- cos you dont buy real present that means you saved his money, rather than using his money to buy thing for him that he might like , but not something effortless lah
dad ” you print this card of the internet, thats so cheap, no effort. no wonder you fail your grades, you lazy lowlife”
2. disposable anything- disposable underpants, disposable shavers, disposable….
3. beers? -simple and effective especially if you’re from any western nation
4. you promise you will remind daddy about when’s wedding aniversary , when’s mommy’s birthday – so that you can save his a** , cos sometimes men just forget
5. promise that you wont make mommy angry- old american saying ” when mommy’s not happy, aint nobody gonna be happy ”
6. help dad to look for the tv remote control- ( for little kids of course it will be real sweet, but if you’re 25 year old , you dad would probably say ” son , you’re a big man already, its about time you move out, get a job, buy your own house, start a family”)
7. haiya, the best fathers day present , you cant afford to buy lah…. a new car? a new cellphone? a new house . well either you cant afford or you cant make it happen .
have you ever heard ” if you can make your mom shut up for just 1 minute , i would be really happy”
8.home-made coupon/voucher for backrub or ‘leave-no-alone-ticket-while-i-am-watching-football”
9. kill that noisy poodle/rooster of your neighbour for your dad(which you know he wanted to kill)

buy something that is practical and he will use lah, cos afterall remember what he did for you. i sure do remember this he said to me in kindergarden ” here’s rm3 , you go buy whatever you like to eat okay, but dont tell mommy, i gave you this money , or else she’ll say that i encourage you to eat junk food/ unhealthy food ,…. again”

one last thing dad scolding the computer wont make it any better , but dad i agree that scolding it makes you feel better. the magic word when mommy goes crazy is ” i love you, honey” and with computer its ” control+alt+ del”

and of course every dad’s favourite lines
” when i was your age ….da da da ”
“back in my days …….da da da”
” da da da… and you cant take that, your dad me went to war (vietnam lah, korea lah, or when the japanese ruled malaya)”

LASTLY , HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL DADs in the world, whether planned or those who became dads by accident.

next is a self made video by some british teens , pretty funny stuff, although novice.

a very =.=” video -family guy …about bullfrogs

just watch. open your eyes widely. dont blink. concentrate

very -_-” right.

i somehow liked it, i laugh so hard my i get belly cramps.

first clinton, then spitzer, and now chua soi lek (first published in 2007)

i wanted to do this post about Dr. Chua SL back in april but then was too busy with my exam. SINCE EVERYBODY IS BASHING HIM. I FEEL BAD FOR HIM LAH, SO THIS TIME AROUND I PLAN TO NOT BASH HIM(i think) BUT INSTEAD………

bernama ;image from flickr
chua …kasihan chua. kangtoi curang…
when he’s asked about this he said ” we’re sort of colleagues, just friends”
waseh, friend untill like this ah, like that i also want to be her friend loh. siau right?

anyhow this scandal is nothing but his personal life. he dont have to feel sorry for us malaysians, the only person he have to say sorry to is his wife. and about resigning, personally i think, whats the point there, he has proven to manage well everything that comes to him in during his office -as acting minister of health. if there’s MRSA outbreak in hospitals, or poor quality control of manufactured drugs or increased errors in hospital , then he has to resign. cos’ he wronged us malaysians. as with this scandal, haih, you explain to your wife and family lah. (not how you hook up and how good you ‘did’ it (unless you want to commit suicide ), but explain how foolish and how wrong you are and how sorry … this thing no need people teach la.

It has nothing to do with his capability to act and continue his position as a health minister. This is something personal. we have no right to judge him. The only thing is to his wife when it comes to adultery

image courtesy of flickr.com

Luckily its Malaysia. Where the media is pretty much tamed to not be so harsh on politician especially towards BN.
good evening this is the CBS news, in case you haven’t seen the infamous chua, lets look at the following video, ….lets take a look at a footage again , this is infra-red version, this is in slow-mo , if we just , wait wait , and pause … zoom in right here. look at that , here lets have a closer look at a different angle. There you go.
………….from our measurement and lab results and analysis – its 45 rpm per minute, with torque power Q =4.53 , initial acceration – x , cruise at …..

Of course chua will face some US late night show host that are notorious with their comments, ready to bash you mercilessly like what they did with Clinton a while ago and spitzer recently. I can imagine what they would have to say,
Craig ferguson “talking about, getting fit through exercise”
david letterman ”Now that’s what I call a work-out”
Rosie O’donnel”if this doesn’t get you pregnant , I don’t know what will”
Donald Trump “ you’re fired!” (as usual)
Donald trump “well, on second thought, I think ..you’re on fire,babe”

my imagined telephone conversation.

Bill Clinton “eh chua, if this is the job of a health minister msia, then I think I am the right person of the job”.

Chua “not funny lah, I am in deepshit, and you’re roasting me with that joke

Bill Clinton “ sorry, just kidding”

Chua “ actually I have to pay for it”

gorvenor spitzer “ damn, I am glad that I am not the only one that has to pay for it”

Bill Clinton “oh yeah? I got it for free from lewinski. In case you’re assuming things wrongly”

Chua and Spitzer : >.<’

Bill Clinton “I heard it cost rather much, should have called Paris Hilton, she would have done it for free or at least on a discount”

Chua and Spitzer : =.=’

image from flickr

Ok stop STOP STOP STOP lah. Didn’t I say I want to stop bashing dr. chua since so many people are doing that. Kasihan that fella. Now for a flip-side support

thanks again , inspiration : MalaysiaBolehLagi !!

Now its about time for me to defend him lah, enough bashing lah. Dr.Chua Soi Lek needs to practise what he preaches.

1) He needs to test all kinds of condoms and make sure its safe before he can recommend.

2) He needs to know what risk percentage of women ‘paid’ have AIDS or STDs so that his Ministry does not make mistakes in their reports and statistics.

3) He also need to deflect attention from the current Indian fiascos (eg. Hindraf and the lawyer thing and also lingam) from the ruling party

4) At 60 plus, he definitely needs to know if Viagra and Cialis still work on people his age-group.

5.)that is the health minister showing what adolescents should NOT do. Abstinence campaign actually.

6.)In order to fight dwindling Malaysian population, health minister demonstrates the right way to have a sexual intercourse, increase the chances of fertilization.

i know picking on other people to for the sake of humour is just bad, but haih minyak naik, nothing to do at home. so write post like this loh, blame BN lah, dont blame me.

arsenal emirates stadium (previously published on 19/09/2008)

i know that before a???? tan(orang minyak)(randy marsh wanna-be gonna-be) . left uk for shell, he must have visited arsenal emirates stadium, definately, i dedicate this post to him

i am very good at taking photographs, i am not saying i am an expert or something but something along those lines.

this is the front compound leading to the stadium,
the side

this is the front photo of the ARSENAL emirates stadium
i am sorry its hard for a liverpool fan to take good pics of their rival FC.(i like arsenal better than chelsea though)

i want to take from the front but if i took the picture from the back i can see their arse…
i and names and the numbers of these great arsenal players jersey
arsenal logo, but i didnt take it properly, too far to the left

OKAY , OKAYs i am sorry for messing around, just kiddin’ arsenal is one of the most admirable FC after Liverpool. i post this just to piss off aaron specifically….
now back to the PROPERLY TAKEN Pics

thanks to sam, btw….

uk visa application (previously published on 28 june 2008)

the next stage of my life requires me to undergo pre-registration training in great britian for almost a year and then sitting for an exam conducted by RPSGB and pass it . before i can be registered with the royal pharmaceutical society of great britian. AS FOR NOW, i have apply for a change in my visa and some extention and stuff; before i can further

here are some of the amusing things i encounter whilst applying and filling in forms VAF-2 forms

notice gender and civil partnership.
gender at the time of application. see how open they are . they do consider transgender which is good. its a good and tolerant country/law .
civil partnership- this is made up when britons and christian fundamentals dont want the word marriage ‘ to be used for gay couple’ to preserve the sanctity of the term from the bible i think. so they came up with civil partnership – which allows gay/lesb couples to ‘marry’ . roughly the same thing, but different terminology. this openness and acceptence of people with different sexual orientation in my opinion is rahter good. After all its not a crime, they dont harm anybody, unlike child molesters that harm kids, robbers that harm society and its victims. being gay doesnt harm anybody….so let them be. some of these people are born like that its not what they chose. it just happen. i heard a story about an iranian couple prosecuted because they are gay. one was decapitated , the other flee to uk for refuge. tragic tragic. the sad thing about being gay is that they cant have kids of their own. “making babies are not like starting a fire. you cant rub two sticks together produce baby” american dad.

erm,crimes ? long long time ago,i did attempt to murder. I did tried to drown my sister when I was a kid. I got beaten by my mom after my sister tell my mom that i broke the hand….(honestly, both hands of the Barbie doll, and also I burn the blonde hair of the Barbie with kingkong brand matches).

Terrorist activities? If you consider sticking firecracker/match cracker on dogsh*t and blowing it up whilst run fleeing with laughter like a retard (when I am in primary school……okay even lower secondary school, what I can say in my defence? Men takes longer to mature compared to chicks). If blowing up dogpoo and neighbours mailbox with firecrackers is, then you can call me a terrorist.waseh. they actually ask you whether you are involved in any form related to terrorism and genocide and war crimes and all that. hahaha.